this is what im on tumblr for
Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.
oh fuck this is great
This is… oddly uplifting?
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while
Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist.